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Well...would you employ her?
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Pity really because if she didn't have all that garbage attached she wouldn't be so bad looking on the grand scale of things (no, I'm not interested). -
That's quite offensive.Originally posted by Saddo View Post.."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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As Zippy said. Okish if not for those studs. Quite Horrible.
Mind you, the fashion is a boon to us older sorts who frequently wake up covered in new cancerous lumps anyway. No need for cosmetic surgery, we just spray them with silver paint and immediately look cool.bloggoth
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Agreed. Rape has nothing to do with sex and shouldn't be discussed in the same context.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat's quite offensive.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Disagreed.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat's quite offensive.
Saddo. Don't let certain posters and bedwetters let you believe that cracking a joke albeit near the knuckle got them all hot and bothered and that you are wrong to do so.
Nice edge to your posts so far don't let anyone curb it. If you get it really wrong a moderator will adjust it for.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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there speaks a man who jerks off in the shower squealing like a piggy, imagining he's starring in a 'deliverance' sceneOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostDisagreed.
Saddo. Don't let certain posters and bedwetters let you believe that cracking a joke albeit near the knuckle got them all hot and bothered and that you are wrong to do so.
Nice edge to your posts so far don't let anyone curb it. If you get it really wrong a moderator will adjust it for.
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Are you back from your riveting trip abroad and finished 'blogging' it on CUK?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthere speaks a man who jerks off in the shower squealing like a piggy, imagining he's starring in a 'deliverance' scene

I suppose for someone who's never travelled then the idea of documenting their dull travel must seem like the ultimate travel diary onanism.
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Cockdocker.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDisagreed.
Saddo. Don't let certain posters and bedwetters let you believe that cracking a joke albeit near the knuckle got them all hot and bothered and that you are wrong to do so.
Nice edge to your posts so far don't let anyone curb it. If you get it really wrong a moderator will adjust it for."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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That's quite offensive.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostCockdocker.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I know. I meant it too.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThat's quite offensive."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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