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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post




    Tell him to eat less fish and more fresh fruit
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      I quite liked my effort in the Raoul Moat Facebook Tribute thread.

      Originally posted by GillsMan View Post
      My favourite comment on there was by some chap whose avatar was a picture of a pack of Rizzla. Something like "RIP Moat. ur a legend f*** all dem haterz. better 2 die a soldier than live a coward".

      Yeah, he died a soldier didn't he? Shot an unarmed cop, blinded him, hid in a storm drain for four days, came out and cried about not being loved then shot himself. What a hero.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        My typical date:













        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          My typical date:















          I think we may be getting to the root of your single status MP
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

            Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              My typical date:













              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                My typical date:















                FTFY MP
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

                  Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

                  I have been out with 2 girls I asked on dates in my local Tesco's as well. The element of surprise and shock at being asked out while shopping can be the catalayst that makes them say yes. It's different and bold so migh be worth a go.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

                    Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

                    woo hoo - get you!

                    Did you give it?
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I know. Thanks for the tip, Mich.

                      Well I will have you know, Dave, that I was asked for my number in Sainsburys not more than an hour ago.

                      Those store detectives can be a right PITA can't they
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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