Feeling old

[Gibbon]

During the Boer War, I was saying to Kitchener...

What you need is a proper war.

[suityou01]

Them Boers can shoot straight, let me tell you, and they're not armed with sharpened kiwi fruit either.

how about viciously sharp pieces of mango?

[Platypus]

Coming up to the big 4-0 in a few years and starting to feel my age.

Is it all downhill from there or is it true that that's when life begins?

For once, a thread the oldies can relate to.

Reaching 30 is what upset my life.

40 was a breeze. And indeed, life is great
(I got divorced, had my 40th on a far away shore with some drinking buddies, and GF Platypus is in every way wonderful!)

So, for me, life did indeed begin at 40. Frickin' A

[cojak]

what if they are older than you?

She'd be breaking him in. Fast tracking experience, he should consider himself lucky that she's deigned to teach him.

Though TBH 37 is a bit old for toyboy status.

[doodab]

She'd be breaking him in. Fast tracking experience, he should consider himself lucky that she's deigned to teach him.

Though TBH 37 is a bit old for toyboy status.

Yes, as a man you really need to get the dirty older woman thing over with in your 20s.

[original PM]

I concur!

[MarillionFan]

Can I just take this moment to point out that as you get older it takes longer to recover from a serious beating than it did when you were younger!

Which is why I always administer the beating.

[SupremeSpod]

Which is why I always administer the beating.

Will you just f**k off with those jokes? Bloody screen is covered in tea now!

[Pondlife]

Which is why I always administer the beating.

To be fair, those 12 year olds that were outside your shop will recover quite quickly from it.


No, hang on a minute.

[MarillionFan]

To be fair, those 12 year olds that were outside your shop will recover quite quickly from it.


No, hang on a minute.

I'm no priest!