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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    During the Boer War, I was saying to Kitchener...
    What you need is a proper war.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Them Boers can shoot straight, let me tell you, and they're not armed with sharpened kiwi fruit either.
      how about viciously sharp pieces of mango?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Clippy View Post
        Coming up to the big 4-0 in a few years and starting to feel my age.

        Is it all downhill from there or is it true that that's when life begins?

        For once, a thread the oldies can relate to.
        Reaching 30 is what upset my life.

        40 was a breeze. And indeed, life is great
        (I got divorced, had my 40th on a far away shore with some drinking buddies, and GF Platypus is in every way wonderful!)

        So, for me, life did indeed begin at 40. Frickin' A

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          #14
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post

          what if they are older than you?
          She'd be breaking him in. Fast tracking experience, he should consider himself lucky that she's deigned to teach him.

          Though TBH 37 is a bit old for toyboy status.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            She'd be breaking him in. Fast tracking experience, he should consider himself lucky that she's deigned to teach him.

            Though TBH 37 is a bit old for toyboy status.
            Yes, as a man you really need to get the dirty older woman thing over with in your 20s.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              I concur!

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Can I just take this moment to point out that as you get older it takes longer to recover from a serious beating than it did when you were younger!
                Which is why I always administer the beating.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Which is why I always administer the beating.
                  Will you just f**k off with those jokes? Bloody screen is covered in tea now!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Which is why I always administer the beating.
                    To be fair, those 12 year olds that were outside your shop will recover quite quickly from it.


                    No, hang on a minute.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      To be fair, those 12 year olds that were outside your shop will recover quite quickly from it.


                      No, hang on a minute.
                      I'm no priest!
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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