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    #11
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Just had a phone call from my 18yr old sister as she was pretty freaked out.

    She caught the early train as usual this morning on her way to work, sits down, minds her own business and reads a book rather than interact with the great unwashed.

    A few stops later this weirdo gets on the train, apparently he looked like some nerdy train spotter type (think this sort of guy) with his packed lunch box, mandatory anorac and camera round his neck. He starts mumbling and acting weird that some person was sat in his seat further down the carraige even though he didn't have a reservation then eventually decides to sit in the only seat left right next to her. Ignoring the obvious weirdo she continues to read her book, most likely some sort of smutty novel knowing her, and trying to wake herself up before work.

    This 35ish yr old anorac then introduces himself as noddy, nigel or someother geek name which freaked my sister out big time so she politely turns away and continues to read her book. He then leans over towards her and breathes like some sort of sex pervert in her ear !! unbelieveable on a public train, when she flinched a little he started muttering about asking her what she was reading and some weird sh!t about the seat reservation system which totally freaked her out. She sat as far away on her seat as possible from him and tried not be sick as he got out some mangy old sandwiches out of his lunch box and started eating them in a ratlike style... then got out a top shelf mens mag and started read it while making strange grunting noises, the freak had even tried to cover the mag up with some old chipshop paper

    There are some weird as hell people out there folks, be warned.
    I hope she carries some mace or pepper spray on her, just in case...

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      #12
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      Oh I see

      If you'd kept this post in thread we'd have had a fighting chance of getting it.

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        #13
        At least he tried to cover it up. A bloke using one of the PCs in our public library last week was conducting a exchange on some swingers forum using 40 point bright red text. Couldn't help but notice when walking past.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Years ago I was standing right next to the doors inside a very packed, rush hour tube train. We arrived at a station and the doors opened and in walked this incredibly weird looking and very tall Goth with long spiky hair. He squeezed right in front of me and I tried not to look into his made up face and tried to look out through the tube windows. The doors closed and the tube train was off. Next minute this Goth starts making these very sharp breathing sounds like an anteater snuffling out a nest of termites. His face started to contort and he gritted his teeth. I thought typical, the nutter on the tube is stood right next to me carrying out some sort of underground, satanic frotting. He got louder and louder, the sharp intakes of air become more and more frantic. The whole carriage fell silent and you knew the passengers were relieved it was me next to the nutcase and not them.

          Eventually the train arrived at the platform and the doors opened and this guy hissed like a serpent and then said:

          "Ah, thank goodness for that, I had my hair caught in the doors".

          The whole carriage started laughing...
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
            I hope she carries some mace or pepper spray on her, just in case...
            How American of you. Someone makes you a little nervous, assault them pre-emptively.

            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            Oh I see

            If you'd kept this post in thread we'd have had a fighting chance of getting it.
            Especially since most of us don't read GB's threads.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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