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At least he tried to cover it up. A bloke using one of the PCs in our public library last week was conducting a exchange on some swingers forum using 40 point bright red text. Couldn't help but notice when walking past.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Years ago I was standing right next to the doors inside a very packed, rush hour tube train. We arrived at a station and the doors opened and in walked this incredibly weird looking and very tall Goth with long spiky hair. He squeezed right in front of me and I tried not to look into his made up face and tried to look out through the tube windows. The doors closed and the tube train was off. Next minute this Goth starts making these very sharp breathing sounds like an anteater snuffling out a nest of termites. His face started to contort and he gritted his teeth. I thought typical, the nutter on the tube is stood right next to me carrying out some sort of underground, satanic frotting. He got louder and louder, the sharp intakes of air become more and more frantic. The whole carriage fell silent and you knew the passengers were relieved it was me next to the nutcase and not them.
Eventually the train arrived at the platform and the doors opened and this guy hissed like a serpent and then said:
"Ah, thank goodness for that, I had my hair caught in the doors".
The whole carriage started laughing...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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How American of you. Someone makes you a little nervous, assault them pre-emptively.Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostI hope she carries some mace or pepper spray on her, just in case...
Especially since most of us don't read GB's threads.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostOh I see

If you'd kept this post in thread we'd have had a fighting chance of getting it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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