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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSpecial delivery for xeno

Have a good one fella.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I will be doing a couple of hours on my bike, learning a bit of German, finishing a book, I *might* check out the Oktoberfest but probably not as I will be going twice next week and again after that, and probably watching a film or two.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Taking son to University on Saturday.
Relaxing and getting used to having the house to ourselves on Sunday
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Nice!Originally posted by DaveB View PostTaking son to University on Saturday.
Relaxing and getting used to having sex in other rooms of the house on Sunday
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCome on then, tell us what you're up to this weekend?
I have just been told I'm having a flying lesson tomorrow - bought as a 'surprise' for me. A surprise indeed, as I hate being a passenger in a proper, big commercial aircraft, let alone having to be in control of some flying tincan.
Is that learning wheel a trolley and hand out snacks?
I will be in trouble for that one"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Anyway, have you found out what a 'Knickerbocker Glory' is yet?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCome on then, tell us what you're up to this weekend?
I have just been told I'm having a flying lesson tomorrow - bought as a 'surprise' for me. A surprise indeed, as I hate being a passenger in a proper, big commercial aircraft, let alone having to be in control of some flying tincan.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Thai tonight, friend's 50th birthday party tomorrow night.
Also tomorrow prepping the Buick to take to Goodwood Revival on Sunday
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I checked the urban dictionary and my profanisaurus to no avail.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnyway, have you found out what a 'Knickerbocker Glory' is yet?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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