Christmas Wishes

[Santa]

HoHoHo

Welcome my dear children of CUK.

Tis near the season to be jolly,
and partake in xmas folly,
I am here to ask what you wish from me,
and expect to see under your christmas tree.

Now be good girls and boys, come sit on Santa's lap and tell me your wishes

[HairyArsedBloke]

Dear Santa,

I wanna go home.

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[SupremeSpod]

Dear Santa,

I wanna go home.

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WHS.

But not the tropics.

[Xenophon]

[doodab]

A long contract at a better rate.

[thunderlizard]

I want you to start calling yourself "Father Christmas" again.

[Santa]

Dear Santa,

I wanna go home.

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Now Hairy#Bloke, have you been a good boy this year?

[Santa]

WHS.

But not the tropics.

Now Spod dear boy, where would this be? to the north of the island or to a far away land?

[Gibbon]

I want you to start calling yourself "Father Christmas" again.

Where did Santa come from?

Santa in Italian is the prefix for a female saint mening holy.

[Santa]

Ahh my dear boy Xen,

You know very well what you did to your stuffed teddy when you were younger, that hole didn't get there all by itself now did it?

hohoho

No, no more teddies for you dear boy, how about a lovely little IT Barbie instead?