Christmas Wishes

[suityou01]

HoHoHo

Welcome my dear children of CUK.

Tis near the season to be jolly,
and partake in xmas folly,
I am here to ask what you wish from me,
and expect to see under your christmas tree.

Now be good girls and boys, come sit on Santa's lap and tell me your wishes

Hi MF

[MarillionFan]

Where did Santa come from?

Santa in Italian is the prefix for a female saint mening holy.

It's Satan in disguise. It's one big plan by the Lord of Darkness to steal the souls of children and turn them into evil money grabbing contractors.

Hi MF

Nope. Not me I'm not that bored.

[Santa]

A long contract at a better rate.

All good things come to those who wait Mr dab.

[thunderlizard]

Where did Santa come from?

Santa in Italian is the prefix for a female saint mening holy.

The version I've heard is it's from Dutch settlers: sinte klaas got mangled into Santa Claus when other Americans tried (not very hard obviously) to say it.

[Santa]

I want you to start calling yourself "Father Christmas" again.

Mr lizard, I'm called MANY many different names all around the world, why let me see, Kerstman in the Netherlands, Hoteiosho in Japan, you can call me any name you wish.

[SupremeSpod]

Mr lizard, I'm called MANY many different names all around the world, why let me see, Kerstman in the Netherlands, Hoteiosho in Japan, you can call me any name you wish.

How about Dullard?

[PRC1964]

Dear Santa,

Could you please arrange it so that Christmas is not mentioned again before December?

[Santa]

Oh my, goodness gracious me, after just 5 moderated posts the kind people of CUK have given me my freedom.

MANY thanks, an extra special gift will be under your tree this winter miss jak

[cailin maith]

Dear Santa,

Could you please arrange it so that Christmas is not mentioned again before December?

WPRCS

[MarillionFan]

Dear Santa

Could you fix it for me?