Christmas Wishes

[MarillionFan]

There's definitely a smell of "Threaded" about this one.

I can smell Steak and Kidney as well, I assumed it was coming from the kitchen.

[Paddy]

HoHoHo

Welcome my dear children of CUK.

Tis near the season to be jolly,
and partake in xmas folly,
I am here to ask what you wish from me,
and expect to see under your christmas tree.

Now be good girls and boys, come sit on Santa's lap and tell me your wishes

I wish you didn't have an erection

[SupremeSpod]

Dear Santa,

Please can I have a Robinson R66?

Regards,

Spod

[HairyArsedBloke]

Now Mr Hairy#Bloke,

Philosophers have been debating what is good and what is not for MANY many centuries, I used to take part in some of these discussions before the baby boom of the fifties. Many people find that it's more complicated than just being kind, and several complex religions have arisen with the attempt to understand the difference between good and evil. While every person's journey is different, being good has a lot to do with discovering yourself and your role in the world. I would suggest as a start to consider:

Be Proactive - By avoiding bad behaviour, you've made a big step towards becoming a good person, but you've only just begun. In order to be good, you actually have to do good things rather than just avoid doing bad things.

Consider the results - It's not enough to want to do good, and to try to do good--you must also think about whether your actions actually had good results. Not every attempt to do good will end with good results you know.

Define "Good" to yourself - ultimately, you have to decide your own code of ethics

Give people the benefit of the doubt - assume each person you meet is a good person, and act likewise.


So, with the above in mind, would you say you've been a good boy this year?

Well, I would, but I think AtW would contradict me.

I try to treat every situation with equanimity; in my trading I observe if an instrument is trending up or down and position myself appropriately. However, AtW believes that it is naughty to be that way and I should be prejudiced against short trades.

[SupremeSpod]

Well, I would, but I think AtW would contradict me.

I try to treat every situation with equanimity; in my trading I observe if an instrument is trending up or down and position myself appropriately. However, AtW believes that it is naughty to be that way and I should be prejudiced against short trades.

Don't worry about AtW, he's like a fart in the bath. Noisy, creates a few bubbles, smells and the dissipates. Therefore he can be labelled a man of little import.

[Santa]

I rather like this sockie.

Dear Santa,

Could you please give me an acceptance decision on any other the interviews I've recently been to?

Thanks,
Cojak.

Ahh Miss Jak, I may be able to work wonders what with slowing time to get my annual chores done, but I'm afraid I can't start changing history, what will be will be. However, as you allowed me to post freely after just 5 posts I will try and endeavour to ensure that the Jak household will have more reason to celebrate this year than last

[Santa]

I wish you didn't have an erection

I'm just pleased to see you my young Irish fellow

[Santa]

Dear Santa,

Please can I have a Robinson R66?

Regards,

Spod

Master Spod, a five-seat turbine powered helicopter is a rather large and expensive gift. For this, you would have to have been extraordinarily nice to everyone all year, now, I have seen that this is not the case on a few occasions and so for this year you will have to set your sights a little lower.

However, if you do play nice with all others between now and Christmas next then we will see what happens.

[SupremeSpod]

Master Spod, a five-seat turbine powered helicopter is a rather large and expensive gift. For this, you would have to have been extraordinarily nice to everyone all year, now, I have seen that this is not the case on a few occasions and so for this year you will have to set your sights a little lower.

However, if you do play nice with all others between now and Christmas next then we will see what happens.

Fuq yous Santy, Oi'll buy me own.

[Santa]

I can smell Steak and Kidney as well, I assumed it was coming from the kitchen.

Ahh Threaded, an esteemed friend of mine, I have not seen him for many years. We are very similar you know, but not in the way you might expect.

HoHoHo

I do believe though that he quite looks up to me, what with his time travel endeavors, but I think our main similarity lies in the love of a good homemade mince pie

Yes yes my dear friend Threaded, it would be good to see him again.