I've finally arrived!!

[gricerboy]

Will they still want you when they realise you are a teetotaller with flexible principles?

I'd do anything to be able to genuinely introduce myself to new acquaintances as a Rotarian. I've been working towars it for a long time!

[Alf W]

Funnily enough(true this)

Just been invited to a Masonic do next month in Windsor. Black tie, bring the wife etc

I have no idea what to expect. Do I need to roll my trouser leg up and buy some antlers & will I need to chuck my keys in a bowl?

I've had a few such invites for Masons, Round Table, Rotary etc. I usually let it be known that I gave up secret clubs and dens when I was about 8. That usually dries up the stream of invites.

[chef]

I'd do anything to be able to genuinely introduce myself to new acquaintances as a Rotarian. I've been working towars it for a long time!

do they give free spelling lessons?

[Scrag Meister]

Funnily enough(true this)

Just been invited to a Swingers do next month in Windsor. Black tie, bring the wife etc

I have no idea what to expect. Do I need to get my trousers off & chuck my keys in a bowl?

FTFY

[xoggoth]

I was in the Tufty Club once.

[SupremeSpod]

I was in the Tufty Club once.

Still got yer badge?

On a serious note, joining the Masons, Rotary etc. can be great for contractors who work away from home.

Btw GricerBoy, it's not a social leg-up.

[NickFitz]

Who ever owns this cockie... at least remember the stuff you've told us.

WCMS

(BTW, it's threaded.)

[MarillionFan]

WCMS

(BTW, it's threaded.)

Of course it's threaded. No-one else has that breadth of incredibly dull knowledge that threaded ha..... hang on a minute. I see what you've done there Nick!!

[HairyArsedBloke]

I thought this thread was going to be part of your train journey epic.

I was expecting some saga about train being delayed, couldn't get a cab, when you did get one the driver turned out to be a member of alkey ada and held you hostage, etc.

[lightng]

Rotarians. I'm so pleased for you.