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The pair’s internet-based service operated under a variety of names, including Sperm Direct and First 4 Fertility.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by doodab View PostClassy.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
'Athletic and muscular with dark brown hair. Attractive white male who looks like a young Brad Pitt, 6ft, 175 IQ, PHD, part time underwear model'
Just to think there's a few more of me running round.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostYou may not get a choice, would you be a hottie or a minger?Last edited by doodab; 14 September 2010, 10:58.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI would be exceeding hot. And dirty. But not sluttish.Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostEating my lunch just now...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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