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Classy.The pair’s internet-based service operated under a variety of names, including Sperm Direct and First 4 Fertility.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
You may not get a choice, would you be a hottie or a minger?Originally posted by doodab View PostClassy.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I made a little out of this. Got requested for about 30 sample in the end. My profile wasOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post
'Athletic and muscular with dark brown hair. Attractive white male who looks like a young Brad Pitt, 6ft, 175 IQ, PHD, part time underwear model'
Just to think there's a few more of me running round.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I would be exceedingly hot. And dirty. But not sluttish.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostYou may not get a choice, would you be a hottie or a minger?Last edited by doodab; 14 September 2010, 10:58.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?Originally posted by doodab View PostI would be exceeding hot. And dirty. But not sluttish.

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Stroking his Squirrel?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Eating my lunch just now...Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?
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Is it hot?Originally posted by AtW View PostEating my lunch just now...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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