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Ooh, that's a good idea. Our coffee machine is broken but I have some tea bags. And a kettle.
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You do know what AtW is doing at this very moment, don't you?Originally posted by doodab View PostI would be exceeding hot. And dirty. But not sluttish.
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I made a little out of this. Got requested for about 30 sample in the end. My profile wasOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post
'Athletic and muscular with dark brown hair. Attractive white male who looks like a young Brad Pitt, 6ft, 175 IQ, PHD, part time underwear model'
Just to think there's a few more of me running round.
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You may not get a choice, would you be a hottie or a minger?Originally posted by doodab View PostClassy.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.
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Classy.The pair’s internet-based service operated under a variety of names, including Sperm Direct and First 4 Fertility.
I can't help thinking that were I a desperate female I would rather be injected by a meat syringe than a turkey baster.
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