There are some really sad fookers on this forum ...

[NotAllThere]

You really are a charmless nurk, Gibbon.

sasguru, I've checked the rep. on your account, and I can verify you don't have a stalker. A lynch mob, but not stalker.

[shaunbhoy]

There really is nothing more twatish than people assuming superiority. Did a little voice in your head tell you this when you were whipping youself whilst wearing a hair cassock to repent for tossing off in the loos at lunchtime.

As yet, d000fus has yet to unveil what branch of the Christian family he has signed up to. I'll start with a few contenders, but feel free to add your thoughts..........

Opus Duh

Church of the Latter Day Billy-No-Mates

The Brotherhood of Perpetual Intolerance and Bamboozlement

Divine Inspirational Cloaked Knights Society (DICKS for short)

Am I getting warm yet?

[shaunbhoy]

You really are a charmless nurk, Gibbon.

sasguru, I've checked the rep. on your account, and I can verify you don't have a stalker. A lynch mob, but not stalker.

When do we get our pitchforks??

[Gibbon]

You really are a charmless nurk, Gibbon.

sasguru, I've checked the rep. on your account, and I can verify you don't have a stalker. A lynch mob, but not stalker.

And you're just a charming twat.

[shaunbhoy]

You really are a charmless nurk, Gibbon.

Hey?? Leave Gibbon alone. He's not a bad bloke..................for an ex-Blue Job!!

[Troll]

You really are a charmless nurk, Gibbon.

sasguru, I've checked the rep. on your account, and I can verify you don't have a stalker. A lynch mob, but not stalker.

Sometimes one wishes one had bothered to register more sockies

[Gibbon]

Hey?? Leave Gibbon alone. He's not a bad bloke..................for an ex-Blue Job!!

Things must be bad when I need support from an ex-pongo

[MarillionFan]

I've got some flaming torches.

I like flaming torches.

I do wish that youd stop flapping your arms, getting too close to the flame and crying 'ow'!. Very off putting when we're lynching a newbie.

[Troll]

sasguru, I've checked the rep. on your account, and I can verify you don't have a stalker. Quit being a paranoid, bed wetting mummys boy, grow some balls and just accept that no one here likes you

FTFY

[NotAllThere]

And you're just charming

Hey - some insults cross the line. Call me charming again, and there'll be trouble.