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    #61
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    FTFY
    Well that's the last we will see of HIM tonight. You turning his head like that zippy, with carnal inferences and sheep. They'll have to crowbar him out of the bogs now.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #62
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Well that's the last we will see of HIM tonight. You turning his head like that zippy, with carnal inferences and sheep. They'll have to crowbar him out of the bogs now.

      I know
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #63
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I do love technical support guys you know. You make the world go round.
        You've used that one before. You need new material.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #64
          This thread will never reach 1000 posts.

          I am going back to watching my blu ray movies you sad ...

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            #65
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            And if ever a persona needed tweaking.
            You didn't complain about the old version. Make up (what there is of) your mind.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #66
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              This thread will never reach 1000 posts.

              I am going back to watching my blu ray movies you sad ...
              You can't possibly miss the Dawn of the Third Age. Can't say I blame you.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #67
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Can't say I blame you.
                Well, you are my fembot, allegedly, so it's no suprise you can't blame me ...

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Well, you are my fembot, allegedly, so it's no suprise you can't blame me ...
                  IIRC you alleged it. I became self-aware 30th November 2008.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    You didn't complain about the old version.
                    Would it have done any good?

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Nope, I deliberately tweaked my online persona to see if arguing with idiots was more fun. A bit like that "Secret Millionaire" program where the successful guy goes to slum it with chavs for a few weeks and see how they live.
                      There really is nothing more twatish than people assuming superiority. Did a little voice in your head tell you this when you were whipping youself whilst wearing a hair cassock to repent for tossing off in the loos at lunchtime.
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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