I had a beer last night with Pogle...

[chef]

Bus W*nker!

Taxi's all the way I'm afraid

[MarillionFan]

No the forum went downhill when all the interesting sockies were banned!

Only one sockie ( MF) remains and he is keeping the forum interesting.

Thanks Dad. Tell mum I can't make it for dinner tonight going to hang around the park with me mates.

[MaryPoppins]

Can't be arsed to read 11 pages but...

I think the problem lies with the OP - it has developed into a cosy clique with cohabiting couples talking to each other on the forum which is a bit sickly tbh.

Sorry, but you brought up the subject.

I totally agree.

CM & Spod, could you please ignore each other from now on please - I know this forum is how you met and all, which some people may consider one of the positives about the forum, but hey ho.

[SupremeSpod]

I totally agree.

CM & Spod, could you please ignore each other from now on please - I know this forum is how you met and all, which some people may consider one of the positives about the forum, but hey ho.

No. How's about that.

[MaryPoppins]

No. How's about that.

Not sure you got my sarcasm there.

[MarillionFan]

Not sure you got my sarcasm there.

You meant that last comment. I don't see why CM should leave!!!!

Now Spod!

[SupremeSpod]

Not sure you got my sarcasm there.

Lowest form of wit but hey, if it's all you've got by all means carry on.

[MaryPoppins]

Lowest form of wit but hey, if it's all you've got by all means carry on.

Just to clarify.

I was pointing out in my post that for you and CM to ignore each other would be ridiculous, particularly seeing as CUK is how you actually met. i.e. sarcastic.

No need to be so defensive.

[SupremeSpod]

Just to clarify.

I was pointing out in my post that for you and CM to ignore each other would be ridiculous, particularly seeing as CUK is how you actually met. i.e. sarcastic.

No need to be so defensive.

Just to clarify, I'm not being defensive.

[suityou01]

Some forum topic ideas

1) How wrong is it to take a cat for a walk?
2) Top 10 vegetable based replacements for lightbulbs.
3) Top 10 things you'd like to do to Simon Cowell.
4) The CUK soap opera.
5) Reasons for and against building a fully functional scale model of the Large Hadron Collider in your bedroom.
6) Best kinds of food to toast on a Koran based bonfire.
7) Top ten alternative uses for a dustbuster.
8) How would you explain the Welsh to a visting alien?
9) Wood stain as a cheaper alternative to fake tan?
10) Top ten excuses to give if buying a bongo mag from your local newsagent?