I can't take it anymore. Every 5 seconds, every day.
Can she not blow her nose?
Can she not blow her nose?
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Not sure they are allowed in here, I am in a corner though and have them in one ear. It's helping a bit.Comment
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She obviously deserves to die.Originally posted by minestrone View Post
Head down to the local hardware shop, but some strong cord, masking tape, a plastic sheet, mallet and a large sack cloth.
Follow these instructions
www.howtomurderandisposeofabodywithoutbeingcaughtf oracolleaguewhocoughstomuch.com
I know it's for people who cough in the office, but it must be a little similar.
HTH
MFWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I have had enough, I am going to do what every man should do when faced by a woman making too much noise, go for a pint.Comment
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Leave a large box of tissues on her desk?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Fart in her general direction.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Give her a tissue.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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To mop up the blood from her nose after you've come back from the pub drunk and abusive.Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
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