Reply to: sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff

[chef]

an orgasm gets rid of a blocked nose.. fact (as advised by TextsFromLastNight.com)

therefore I say you need to take one for the team and do the needful.. it's only fair

[minestrone]

Is she a munter?

average, fit body though.

[Doggy Styles]

I can't take it anymore. Every 5 seconds, every day.

Can she not blow her nose?

Is she a munter?

[sasguru]

In the gig 2 weeks and she is best mates with my manager's manager's manager.

So fooking what? Being blunt and not giving a tulipe are always good policies that save a lot of stress. You only live once. Live true.

[Mich the Tester]

Even though I had a bean casserole last night by the sounds of bubbling snot I can hear today she would not smell a corpse.

See if you can find a female colleague to drop a silent-but-deadly next to her; nobody can escape the power of the female fart.

[minestrone]

Aarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh

[MarillionFan]

Give a her a pack of tissues, smile sweetly and say "Sounds like you need these".

Have done that before - don't know what the problem is.

Just keep telling her. 'Oh you don't look well', 'You should go home','My friend had a sniffle and the next minute had a massive brain aneurism','Oh you dont look well', 'My friend had a runny nose and the next day they died of cancer'

If that doesn't get rid of her then she's a contractor.

[SupremeSpod]

In the gig 2 weeks and she is best mates with my manager's manager's manager.

I normally would if it was just some code monkey.

I'm in the house now at least, about to head back in

Wiilllmmmmssssloooooooowwww!

[minestrone]

In the gig 2 weeks and she is best mates with my manager's manager's manager.

I normally would if it was just some code monkey.

I'm in the house now at least, about to head back in

[sasguru]

Give a her a pack of tissues, smile sweetly and say "Sounds like you need these".

Have done that before - don't know what the problem is.

[minestrone]

Fart in her general direction.

Even though I had a bean casserole last night by the sounds of bubbling snot I can hear today she would not smell a corpse.

[SupremeSpod]

Give her a tissue.

To mop up the blood from her nose after you've come back from the pub drunk and abusive.

[gingerjedi]

Give her a tissue.

[SupremeSpod]

Leave a large box of tissues on her desk?

And a severed horse's head underneath.

[Mich the Tester]

Fart in her general direction.