I don't think they'll be paying "death in service"...
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI don't think they'll be paying "death in service"...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Just done a gig where 400 people were outsourced. Exactly the same circumstances. People in their 50's working in the IT department. Been there 30+ years
The years must tick by faster and faster in a routine like that.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm undecided on how I would take my own life (if I was inclined)
Jumping from a roof, falling off a boat, throwing ones self under a train, pills, wearing a KKK outfit around Brixton?
Not sure if I have a preference..
Originally posted by Pogle View PostSweetie, if you wanted out, I'm sure there would be no end of people only too willing to lend a handOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs 'Death by CUKKER' suicide?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt'd be like being beaten to death by a limp-wristed guy holding a fish.
I didn't know that Jesus posts on here as well. What's his login????What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI don't think they'll be paying "death in service"...
Don't know if LTSB is an exceptionHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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BBC News - ELO cellist killed by hay bale in freak van Devon crash
Could have been worse. He could have been crushed by a runaway hay bale!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWould that be the Leeds offices? I worked there for two years and while the open center was a nice idea in practice it meant you got all the hot air and cooking smells from the cafe going up the middle of the building and into all the office areas.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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