As someone who has always lived in 'down sarf', if I was to go up North (to Leeds)

[northernladuk]

Men in flat caps walking whippets.

Women in very short skirts. Some of them truly lovely.

Rain.

A majority of them not.....

[MarillionFan]

You would get your shirt lifting, shandy drinking, southern namby pamby laalaa arse handed to you on a plate at very regular intervals... and that's just by the women...

Remember though 117. They have gravy with their chips 'oop North' but if you find you've run out, just ask any male Northener you find, they normally have an abundance due to the large ones they have on their shoulders.

[117MilesToGo]

Remember though 117. They have gravy with their chips 'oop North' but if you find you've run out, just ask any male Northener you find, they normally have an abundance due to the large ones they have on their shoulders.

lol, true. Why do Northerners always talk about Gods country, then moan about how lucky we are down south?

[EternalOptimist]

They talk funny as well, like this.

'Hey oop lad'
'Er, hello'
'Eee thee talks funny lad'
'I'm from Oz'
'Oz eh ?'
'Whats THAT?'
'Oh thats cedric, my ferret'
'Whats it doing in the pub?'
'Looking for food. it eats oms'
'Owww it just bit me mate'
'Aye, thats cause your a 'om'

[Mich the Tester]

lol, true. Why do Northerners always talk about Gods country, then moan about how lucky we are down south?

To keep you down south.

[BA to the Stars]

You're from down south - I suppose that means Sheffield

You wouldn't like it Leeds - don't come here

Do us all in Leeds a favour