The perpetrator is now (allegedly) on Twitter: @CatBinLady.
Example tweets:
Lovely coffee at Brenda's, but as soon as she left the room I couldn't help tipping it down the back of her telly. Regretting it already.
Waiting for a relief coach at the services because some of the tyres were flat. I can feel some of the church social ladies staring at me.
At my niece's birthday party. The cake's in the pond. It's not going down as well as I thought.
Example tweets:
Lovely coffee at Brenda's, but as soon as she left the room I couldn't help tipping it down the back of her telly. Regretting it already.
Waiting for a relief coach at the services because some of the tyres were flat. I can feel some of the church social ladies staring at me.
At my niece's birthday party. The cake's in the pond. It's not going down as well as I thought.

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