Mortified

[EternalOptimist]

I suppose the reactions will depend upon the viewer

1.Lady friends - 'ooops, I'd better rush over and warn her'
2.Permie's - 'whoar , whaoar ,uurrrgg'
3.Contractors - 'Seen one purple bum and youv'e seen em all'
4.Scouser - 'Ah, I've been looking for somewhere to park me bike'

[ChimpMaster]

mmmmm .... massive purple pants.

How did you know my weakness!

[SupremeSpod]

mmmmm .... massive purple pants.

How did you know my weakness!

What's that? Female and a pulse?

[rsingh]

She whispered to me that actually, my skirt was tucked into my knickers.

Look on the bright side. At least there wasn't a strip of loo roll dangling there as well.

[d000hg]

The story was going well with you bent over, but could have ended better.

[Halo Jones]

awww /comfort, at least as a contractor you can leave & never have to go back

[cojak]

awww /comfort, at least as a contractor you can leave & never have to go back

And with your head held high!

Never complain, never explain...

[MaryPoppins]

One week left at this place, which is a good job as it seems my humiliation didn't go unnoticed.

Thanks for the advice about the suspenders. I am proud enough that I can manage to slap a bit of make up on while a small child zips about the place, never mind owt else

[EternalOptimist]

One week left at this place, which is a good job as it seems my humiliation didn't go unnoticed.

Thanks for the advice about the suspenders. I am proud enough that I can manage to slap a bit of make up on while a small child zips about the place, never mind owt else

it's not the end of the world dear.

once I went to the loo, and whilst adjusting my clothing, the bottom of my trouser leg got tucked into the top of my sock.

the WHOLE office could see my entire sock. (on my left leg only, thank goodness)
it took me eons to get over it, luckily , some planes crashed into a skyscraper in NY , so it was a good day to bury bad news

[MaryPoppins]

it's not the end of the world dear.

once I went to the loo, and whilst adjusting my clothing, the bottom of my trouser leg got tucked into the top of my sock.

the WHOLE office could see my entire sock. (on my left leg only, thank goodness)
it took me eons to get over it, luckily , some planes crashed into a skyscraper in NY , so it was a good day to bury bad news

I don't mean to steal your thunder here, but my colleagues saw my arse. I win.