Inventions

[SupremeSpod]

You want to have sex with your mum?

Nope. Not since I had sex with yours.

[MaryPoppins]

An egg scanning device for quick and precision testing of the softness of boiled eggs of different sizes at any time during preparation in an egg boiler machine

Yessss. I am tulipe at boiling eggs. Which is pretty embarrassing.

[Mich the Tester]

Nope. Not since I had sex with yours.

Ah, that explains why I'm not a 5 foot shortarse; thanks, I'd always wondered.

[Spacecadet]

Yessss. I am tulipe at boiling eggs. Which is pretty embarrassing.

the trick is not to burn the water

[SupremeSpod]

Ah, that explains why I'm not a 5 foot shortarse; thanks, I'd always wondered.

Next year son, don't forget my Father's Day card!

[MaryPoppins]

the trick is not to burn the water

Is that why they explode in the water?

[MarillionFan]

You want to have sex with your mum?

LOL

[sasguru]

A device that neutralises any regular sound. Regular sounds should send out a regular wave. How about a device that senses the timing and magnitude of the air displacement and generates an exact equal and opposite wave to neutralise the original?

Applications would be in airplanes, factories, CUK dos, anywhere there is a regular annoying sound.

[TimberWolf]

A device that neutralises any regular sound. Regular sounds should send out a regular wave. How about a device that senses the timing and magnitude of the air displacement and generates an exact equal and opposite wave to neutralise the original?

Applications would be in airplanes, factories, CUK dos, anywhere there is a regular annoying sound.

How about this?

[sasguru]

How about this?

Gets a bit tiring after a minute.