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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAn egg scanning device for quick and precision testing of the softness of boiled eggs of different sizes at any time during preparation in an egg boiler machinePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostNope. Not since I had sex with yours.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYessss. I am tulipe at boiling eggs. Which is pretty embarrassing.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAh, that explains why I'm not a 5 foot shortarse; thanks, I'd always wondered.Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postthe trick is not to burn the water
Is that why they explode in the water?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou want to have sex with your mum?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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A device that neutralises any regular sound. Regular sounds should send out a regular wave. How about a device that senses the timing and magnitude of the air displacement and generates an exact equal and opposite wave to neutralise the original?
Applications would be in airplanes, factories, CUK dos, anywhere there is a regular annoying sound.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostA device that neutralises any regular sound. Regular sounds should send out a regular wave. How about a device that senses the timing and magnitude of the air displacement and generates an exact equal and opposite wave to neutralise the original?
Applications would be in airplanes, factories, CUK dos, anywhere there is a regular annoying sound.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow about this?
Hard Brexit now!
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