Fresh meat

[Wodewick]

Right I am back. Had a nice weekend with family and now back to work. I would like to say I have missed you but that would be an obvious lie and I have promised myself to be honest with you all.

Is there any chance that you mob will stop accusing me of being a Sockie and just let me gt on with being a CUK'er or is there more ritual abuse to go through?

Thanks in anticipation.
Wodewick

[MarillionFan]

[Wodewick]

Is there any chance that you mob will stop accusing me of being a Sockie and just let me gt on with being a CUK'er or is there more ritual abuse to go through?

Oh thats a resounding YES then?

[Zippy]

I think I get moderated for several posts so I won't be able to join in any witty banter for a while.

I won't make the usual Newbie request and say be gentle with me - please feel free to attack and abuse me as you seem to do with all new posters.

Since my posts will be delayed during moderation I will answer all the usual questions up front:
No (Gladiators), No (Chutney spoon), No (Sockie), No (Nob25), None of your business (sex), No (SY1), In the fridge (beers and other drinks), Under the mattress (Pron stash), I've ordered some Pizzas.

Over to you then.

I think I've spotted the schoolboy error ...

[Wodewick]

I think I've spotted the schoolboy error ...

No error! I invited the abuse initially, I was merely asking if its been completed so we can move onto phase 2.

[MarillionFan]

No error! I invited the abuse initially, I was merely asking if its been completed so we can move onto phase 2.

No the abuse continues through all the phases. Please feel free to move on to Phase 2.

Phase 2 is normally a continuous barrage of posts and threads on complete nonsense. Followed with opening threads about other users.

Phase 3 is then normally a whinging/whining set of posts about how the said poster has been picked on, had a thread moved or deleted with some calls to the moderators about how unfair life is in general.

Phase 4 is a temp ban

Phase 5 is a triumphant return from a ban, followed with Phase 2 and 3 repeated in earnest.

Phase 6 is a permanent ban and then back to phase 1 again.

Once you're in this cycle it's hard to break. It's a bit like an abusive relationship but without the sex & violence.

HTH

MF

[Wodewick]

No the abuse continues through all the phases. Please feel free to move on to Phase 2.

.... amazing sage and acurate stuff....

HTH

MF

Cheers MF.

But I am not NOB25 or Suityou so I think I'll give 3-6 a miss.

So Phase 2 sounds good. Now where should I start? D'Oh!