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I haven't had my breakfast yetOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdont be too harsh on the tosser


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I had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI haven't had my breakfast yet
have a no-food day ?
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Well some consider soup a food!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?
have a no-food day ?

Frankly I consider it a waste of a drinkWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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It has been known!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?
have a no-food day ?

Erm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIt has been known!
Erm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?
No, it isn't....
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Denial of Chutney Spoon activities is evidence of Chutney Spoon licking.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostNo (Gladiators), No (Chutney spoon), No (Sockie), No (Nob25), None of your business (sex), No (SY1), In the fridge (beers and other drinks), Under the mattress (Pron stash), I've ordered some Pizzas.
Over to you then.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It is in Bavaria. It's equivalent to bread as it has the same ingredients.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostErm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I've been wondering, does dipping a bit of poppadum directly in the lime pickle make you a chutney spoonerist or would you have to lick it first?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDenial of Chutney Spoon activities is evidence of Chutney Spoon licking.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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