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    #81
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    In secret and I'm sorry to say that we won't be taking your application any further on this occasion.

    Please feel free to re-apply after a period of at least six months.
    dont be too harsh on the tosser



    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #82
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      dont be too harsh on the tosser



      I haven't had my breakfast yet

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        #83
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        I haven't had my breakfast yet
        I had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?

        have a no-food day ?




        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #84
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?

          have a no-food day ?




          Well some consider soup a food!

          Frankly I consider it a waste of a drink
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #85
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I had no food yesterday, except for one cup-a-soup. do you ever do that ?

            have a no-food day ?




            It has been known!

            Erm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?

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              #86
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
              It has been known!

              Erm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?
              No, it isn't....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #87
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                No, it isn't....
                Oh, hello dear...


                Ooops.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                  No (Gladiators), No (Chutney spoon), No (Sockie), No (Nob25), None of your business (sex), No (SY1), In the fridge (beers and other drinks), Under the mattress (Pron stash), I've ordered some Pizzas.

                  Over to you then.
                  Denial of Chutney Spoon activities is evidence of Chutney Spoon licking.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    Erm, on reflection, beer is a food group, is it not?
                    It is in Bavaria. It's equivalent to bread as it has the same ingredients.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Denial of Chutney Spoon activities is evidence of Chutney Spoon licking.
                      I've been wondering, does dipping a bit of poppadum directly in the lime pickle make you a chutney spoonerist or would you have to lick it first?
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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