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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No the abuse continues through all the phases. Please feel free to move on to Phase 2.

    .... amazing sage and acurate stuff....

    HTH

    MF
    Cheers MF.

    But I am not NOB25 or Suityou so I think I'll give 3-6 a miss.

    So Phase 2 sounds good. Now where should I start? D'Oh!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    No error! I invited the abuse initially, I was merely asking if its been completed so we can move onto phase 2.
    No the abuse continues through all the phases. Please feel free to move on to Phase 2.

    Phase 2 is normally a continuous barrage of posts and threads on complete nonsense. Followed with opening threads about other users.

    Phase 3 is then normally a whinging/whining set of posts about how the said poster has been picked on, had a thread moved or deleted with some calls to the moderators about how unfair life is in general.

    Phase 4 is a temp ban

    Phase 5 is a triumphant return from a ban, followed with Phase 2 and 3 repeated in earnest.

    Phase 6 is a permanent ban and then back to phase 1 again.

    Once you're in this cycle it's hard to break. It's a bit like an abusive relationship but without the sex & violence.

    HTH

    MF

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I think I've spotted the schoolboy error ...
    No error! I invited the abuse initially, I was merely asking if its been completed so we can move onto phase 2.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    I think I get moderated for several posts so I won't be able to join in any witty banter for a while.

    I won't make the usual Newbie request and say be gentle with me - please feel free to attack and abuse me as you seem to do with all new posters.

    Since my posts will be delayed during moderation I will answer all the usual questions up front:
    No (Gladiators), No (Chutney spoon), No (Sockie), No (Nob25), None of your business (sex), No (SY1), In the fridge (beers and other drinks), Under the mattress (Pron stash), I've ordered some Pizzas.

    Over to you then.
    I think I've spotted the schoolboy error ...

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Is there any chance that you mob will stop accusing me of being a Sockie and just let me gt on with being a CUK'er or is there more ritual abuse to go through?
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post








    Oh thats a resounding YES then?

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  • Wodewick
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    Right I am back. Had a nice weekend with family and now back to work. I would like to say I have missed you but that would be an obvious lie and I have promised myself to be honest with you all.

    Is there any chance that you mob will stop accusing me of being a Sockie and just let me gt on with being a CUK'er or is there more ritual abuse to go through?

    Thanks in anticipation.
    Wodewick

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Sorry to hear that- can't he get a paper round?
    Not with his A'Level results.

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    No canteen lunch today as Son cleaned me out last night so he could go out and celebrate with his mates.

    Had to pop into the local morrisons and grab a salad box and a yogurt ( raspberry if you were wondering).
    Sorry to hear that- can't he get a paper round?

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I just had stewed beef with risotto. Very nice too.
    Sounds good - very good

    Went for the chinese chicken but with rice instead of a jacket - was good.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I just had stewed beef with risotto. Very nice too.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Is it lunch time yet?

    And is this the new TPD?

    Baked potato with chinese chicken methinks at clientco canteen. Way too expensive out there, could quite easily spend more tha I earn for this gig if not careful

    Agent is coming for a meeting at 2... wonder what that will involve?
    No canteen lunch today as Son cleaned me out last night so he could go out and celebrate with his mates.

    Had to pop into the local morrisons and grab a salad box and a yogurt ( raspberry if you were wondering).

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    To travel back up North? Drive safe Spod
    Will do. Thanks

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    No lunch for me, leaving the office at 15:00
    To travel back up North? Drive safe Spod

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Is it lunch time yet?

    And is this the new TPD?

    Baked potato with chinese chicken methinks at clientco canteen. Way too expensive out there, could quite easily spend more tha I earn for this gig if not careful

    Agent is coming for a meeting at 2... wonder what that will involve?
    No lunch for me, leaving the office at 15:00

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  • Jog On
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    Is it lunch time yet?

    And is this the new TPD?

    Baked potato with chinese chicken methinks at clientco canteen. Way too expensive out there, could quite easily spend more tha I earn for this gig if not careful

    Agent is coming for a meeting at 2... wonder what that will involve?

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