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The grand opening of the Milton Keynes bicycle park+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Or,Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe grand opening of the Milton Keynes bicycle park
Boris extends the London cycle hire scheme and cuts unemployment at a strokeComment
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Gordon Brown loses glass eye at Labour Meeting"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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"I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!!!!!!"
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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The hunt for the Ayatollah's contact lense continues. ( Circa 1982? ).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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RH and the assembled masses of TPD apologise to Suityou for deleting his thread.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Hundreds attend Paul McKenna's book signing and seminar to promote his lesser known self-help work of literature 'I can make your problems disappear'.Comment
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As tensions rise in the middle east in the wake of Iranian pronouncements on their Nuclear weapons capability, and as the Israelis robustly voice their abject disapproval, the congregation at the Al-Be-Darned Mosque meet to kiss their arses goodbye!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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