Little Girl: Everybody get down!
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Little Girl: Where's mummy?
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Previously on "Weekend Caption Competition"
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As his extended Family got their heads down and pored over their copies of "Caravanners Monthly", MF decided to make his escape dressed, cunningly, as a small girl!
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Stoned?Originally posted by AtW View PostAs you are having a laugh with your pathetic attempts at jokes, consider that this poor girl was later probably stoned for being disrespectful during payer.
I heard she was as high as a kite!
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As you are having a laugh with your pathetic attempts at jokes, consider that this poor girl was later probably stoned for being disrespectful during payer.
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As Shaunbhoy opened his wallet the pub fell to the ground in worship of the first time the 10Shekel note had ever seen the light of day
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As tensions rise in the middle east in the wake of Iranian pronouncements on their Nuclear weapons capability, and as the Israelis robustly voice their abject disapproval, the congregation at the Al-Be-Darned Mosque meet to kiss their arses goodbye!!
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Hundreds attend Paul McKenna's book signing and seminar to promote his lesser known self-help work of literature 'I can make your problems disappear'.
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RH and the assembled masses of TPD apologise to Suityou for deleting his thread.
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The hunt for the Ayatollah's contact lense continues. ( Circa 1982? ).
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