As Shaunbhoy opened his wallet the pub fell to the ground in worship of the first time the 10Shekel note had ever seen the light of day
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As you are having a laugh with your pathetic attempts at jokes, consider that this poor girl was later probably stoned for being disrespectful during payer.Comment
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Of course she was..................now back in your box please!Originally posted by AtW View PostAs you are having a laugh with your pathetic attempts at jokes, consider that this poor girl was later probably stoned for being disrespectful during payer.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Stoned?Originally posted by AtW View PostAs you are having a laugh with your pathetic attempts at jokes, consider that this poor girl was later probably stoned for being disrespectful during payer.
I heard she was as high as a kite!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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As his extended Family got their heads down and pored over their copies of "Caravanners Monthly", MF decided to make his escape dressed, cunningly, as a small girl!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Little Girl: Everybody get down!
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Little Girl: Where's mummy?If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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