iPhone Owners Get More Sex

[dang65]

Homosexuals do tend have more partners so I'm told, they even have their own 'gaydar' app don't they?

Aw, just come out with it, ginge. We're all very open-minded here you know.

[Pondlife]

iPhone users have more sex - sometimes with another person.

What! It's possible to do sex with another person. How would that even work? Would we just swap hands?

I'm confused




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[cojak]

What! It's possible to do sex with another person. How would that even work? Would we just swap hands?

I'm confused




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[chef]

Aw, just come out with it, ginge. We're all very open-minded here you know.

<Chef in "comfortable with my sexuality" mode>

I think you'll find it's called Grinder possibly NSFW unless you work in a open minded office that turns a blind eye to finding gay men on the internet during working hours

Steven Fry and George Michael are alleged celebrity users..

and in the interest of being fair.. for the ladies myvibe (NSFW), the first apple approved app that turns your phone into a vibrator

[doodab]

Why not turn on the app, hold the iPhone discreetly against your body while on the metro, in a cab or at work as you exchange sultry IMs or Twitter DMs with your real life partner or dream partner?

Because people might notice you holding your vibrating iPhone against your minge and think you are a freak?

[chef]

Because people might notice you holding your vibrating iPhone against your minge and think you are a freak?

[SupremeSpod]

What! It's possible to do sex with another person. How would that even work? Would we just swap hands?

I'm confused




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I think the expression "All iPhone users are useless w4nkers" lost something in translation.

[norrahe]

It's probably true. Because the iPhone owner is only interested in surface appearance they tend to be, and to associate with, the sort of people who will **** anything.

True, but isn't the article insinuating that iphone owners are dirty slappers and android owners complete nerds

[dang65]

What about Nokia E71? Anyone fancy a bit of that?

[Pondlife]

I think the expression "All iPhone users are useless w4nkers" lost something in translation.

Nah, I reckon I've got the hang of it now. Took me a while though.