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  • Boudica
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Good! Give it to abloke, he'll fix it for you.
    i wish!

    here, have a swat with my bag because i've got PP

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  • Platypus
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    OK Cupid has been analyzing the behavior of the site’s millions of users for some time, and has discovered many interesting tidbits: People tend to lie on their profiles, people’s political preferences change as they age, and men can increase their chances of getting a date by being open to older women.
    Surely, today's No tulip Sherlock winner, x3 no less?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    True, but isn't the article insinuating that iphone owners are dirty slappers and android owners complete nerds
    It seems to be rating your chances of getting some based on what sort of camera you use to take your photo with. Apparently my Canon DLSR with f/1.8 85mm lens is a fanny magnet. And I thought it was my good looks and warm personality.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Isn't your fella pressing the right buttons?
    They don't have buttons as such, you have to rub them.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    anyway i have an iphone and it doesn't seem to be working
    Isn't your fella pressing the right buttons?

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    You mean he'll find the on-switch?
    Well, with a bit of groping about you can sometimes get lucky.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Good! Give it to abloke, he'll fix it for you.
    You mean he'll find the on-switch?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    no, blackberry owners are pr1cks...geddit?

    anyway i have an iphone and it doesn't seem to be working
    Good! Give it to abloke, he'll fix it for you.

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Oh, you mean the Blackberry wannabe?
    A man can dream, can't he?

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  • Boudica
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Oh, you mean the Blackberry wannabe?
    no, blackberry owners are pr1cks...geddit?

    anyway i have an iphone and it doesn't seem to be working

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
    What about Nokia E71? Anyone fancy a bit of that?
    Oh, you mean the Blackberry wannabe?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I think the expression "All iPhone users are useless w4nkers" lost something in translation.
    Nah, I reckon I've got the hang of it now. Took me a while though.

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  • dang65
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    What about Nokia E71? Anyone fancy a bit of that?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's probably true. Because the iPhone owner is only interested in surface appearance they tend to be, and to associate with, the sort of people who will **** anything.
    True, but isn't the article insinuating that iphone owners are dirty slappers and android owners complete nerds

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    What! It's possible to do sex with another person. How would that even work? Would we just swap hands?

    I'm confused




    Posted from iPhone
    I think the expression "All iPhone users are useless w4nkers" lost something in translation.

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