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What's the fastest you've driven on a UK motorway?

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    #41
    Originally Posted by SupremeSpod :
    Surely anything longer than 6cm and you're licking her arse?



    Spod displays not only bad taste (geddit?) but also his knowledge of the female anatomy.

    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #42
      Some girls like that. Allegedly.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #43
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Originally Posted by SupremeSpod :
        Surely anything longer than 6cm and you're licking her arse?


        Spod displays not only bad taste (geddit?) but also his knowledge of the female anatomy.

        One day sas, if you live that long, you may post something equally as amusing. However, I won't count on it.

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          #44
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          One day sas, if you live that long, you may post something equally as amusing. However, I won't count on it.
          Oh so you're playing the "it was a joke" card?
          Not many will believe you.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #45
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            The world record for the largest clitoris is 1.74 cm. The world record for the smallest penis is 1.74 cm. I think it was the same person.
            Did she win an Olympic medal?

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              #46
              Do have a care to not drift too far off topic... or away from the realms of decency.

              A303, driving a Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0Li sometime in the mid 1990s, going west, at about 1am. At the point where you pass Stonehenge, and the road becomes dual carriageway again, there's a long downhill stretch with a curve at the bottom. It's quite gentle at 90 mph. At 125mph it's quite a sharp turn.

              Even on the Autobahns now I keep it below 100mph - mainly for fuel consumption.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #47
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Do you have a wank before you go to work?
                Before, during and after. I have shares in Kleenex (actually did a short gig at the company who make similar in Germany but didn't get any samples so had to use the hand drier in the loo, lucky it wasn't one of those Dyson ones!)
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

                  Is there a subsection on this poll for voters to swing their willies around a bit too?
                  Everyone who clicked above 130 MPH is "swinging" their willy (possibly figuratively speaking) like shaking an acorn.
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Everyone who clicked above 130 MPH is "swinging" their willy (possibly figuratively speaking) like shaking an acorn.
                    I suspect a lot of these records were set some time ago. Before speed cameras became so common. I wouldn't risk it today. Or indeed bother with owning a monster car.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      I wouldn't risk it today. Or indeed bother with owning a monster car.
                      That is probably because you don't fret over the size of your codpiece as much as some.

                      HTH
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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