What's the fastest you've driven on a UK motorway?

[Gonzo]

Hey big nose! Nope, don't recall ever saying that.

OK. My bad.

[Moscow Mule]

As you maybe aware, going more than 30mph over the speed limit will result in an insta-ban if you are caught.

For that reason I try and set my max speed at 98mph. Occasionally I stray...

[sasguru]

Is there a subsection on this poll for voters to swing their willies around a bit too?

I thought that's what the poll was about to begin with

Spot the middle lane dawdlers

[TimberWolf]

Is there a subsection on this poll for voters to swing their willies around a bit too?

Here is the formula to convert from mph to cm:

Length (cm) = (20 * mph / 91) - (mph * mph) / 910

As often with speed, it's a quadratic relationship.



Can you come up with the formula relating clit length to speed?

[MaryPoppins]

Here is the formula to convert from mph to cm:

Length (cm) = (20 * mph / 91) - (mph * mph) / 910

As often with speed, it's a quadratic relationship.



Can you come up with the formula relating clit length to speed?

I'm no good at maths, sorry TW.

Not sure the length there is particularly desirable though.

[doodab]

Here is the formula to convert from mph to cm:

Length (cm) = (20 * mph / 91) - (mph * mph) / 910

As often with speed, it's a quadratic relationship.



Can you come up with the formula relating clit length to speed?

Is that y = 20x/91 - ((x^2)/910)) or y = (20x/91 -x^2) / 910 ?

[TimberWolf]

Is that y = 20x/91 - ((x^2)/910)) or y = (20x/91 -x^2) / 910 ?

First one, normal mathematical operator precedence.

[SupremeSpod]

Can you come up with the formula relating clit length to speed?

Deleted due to good taste - geddit?

[TimberWolf]

Surely anything longer than 6cm and you're licking her arse?

6cm must be some kind of record. Even female shot-putters aren't that long Would be "interesting" to see stats of clit length in female athlete disciplines; e.g. sprinters, tennis players, shot-putters, weightlifters (esp. clean snatch).

[Scrag Meister]

How did a motoring speed thread end up at this!!!