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Cable: we will respect Indian's ICT demands

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    #81
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    Its like two mild-mannered but mildewy sheep have attached themselves to my ankles.
    Sas, guys rarely wear fluffy uggs.

    But you just do your own thing, and never mind what anyone thinks.


    yesterday i was sitting in driving class when this really cute gay guy came in to make up a class he had missed.

    he was really elegant and wearing all kinds of girl accessories. i drew him.
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #82
      The Hindu : News / National : India yet to get sense of 'new' relationship idea

      Written by Sandeep Diktulip

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        #83
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        It makes no sense to say programming is easy. A rockie error. Programming a "hello world" application might be easy once you've mastered the language and environment, but programming real world applications is usually hard. And by hard I mean in the mathematical sense.
        I'm absolutely tulip at maths and program real world applications, sometimes even for financial institutions, and they're still running today. When I first started out in this business the bloke who employed me asked what I was studying at school. When I replied 'English Language and English Literature' but no maths in there he said that they were the ideal subjects as at least then I would be able to understand the manual - RTFM. The maths I needed in computing, reading dumps in hex, etc. came later. Forgotten all that now as I'm a professional
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #84

          The military contract signed in Bangalore on Wednesday is worth over $1 billion and in the big ticket category.

          Thats R.O. happy then. More landmines, anyone?
          Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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            #85
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I'm absolutely tulip at maths and program real world applications, sometimes even for financial institutions, and they're still running today.
            Try using those break, return or exit statements next time.

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              #86
              Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
              The military contract signed in Bangalore on Wednesday is worth over $1 billion and in the big ticket category.

              Thats R.O. happy then. More landmines, anyone?
              Well at least we have the comfort of knowing that our jobs and livelihoods are being traded in the best of causes. We get to find out more on how deeply Cameron will be shafting us tomorrow.

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                #87
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Try using those break, return or exit statements next time.
                The answer will probably be 42.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I had to tailor some data to fit a model.
                  What did you do today? Probably a lot more.
                  Difference is I got paid more than you.
                  And I get to talk to my clients.
                  Lies, damn lies and statistics...

                  ... and fiddling the data to fit a model...

                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
                    The military contract signed in Bangalore on Wednesday is worth over $1 billion and in the big ticket category.
                    And according to C4 news tonight, the jets are to be made in India.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                      And according to C4 news tonight, the jets are to be made in India.
                      According to the clip on Newsnight all parts of the jet will be made in India except the instrument panel.


                      They obviously know their limitations.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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