Competition for the best joke of the day

[MilanB]

fast forward to the year 2040...

who's the old guy begging in the street ?

Franco.


Milan.

[TonyEnglish]

What do you call a Pakistani Kareoke singer?

Gerupta Singh

What do you call a Pakistani carpenter?

Ahmed Ashed

I will get my coat also!

[DimPrawn]

Mate asked me if I would run a marathon. I said "no chance".

He said "It's for spastics and blind kids".

I thought "**** it, I could win that"

[Lucifer Box]

Chico.

[AtW]

live

Come on people, bring in some live into the competition :rolleyes

My 2nd try: one married programmer is working on his home comp well late, and his wife got really horny. So she got undressed and quietly sneaked in behind him and touched his shoulder to attract his attention. Programmer turns around and says: no, you can't have computer, I haven't finished compiling new Linux kernel yet and then I will play Strip Poker online.

[DimPrawn]

Re: live

Do you have any life outside of computers?

Silly question....|I

[MilanB]

Alexey,

with that post, I think you just became the joke !

Now get out and meet people.

Milan.

[Paco]

DP, you read the Football365 forum and I claim my 5 pounds.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

[AtW]

kinds

> There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

10 + 10 = 100 :x

[DimPrawn]

Re: kinds

This code generates a really funny joke:

 @a=(Lbzjoftt,Inqbujfodf,
Hvcsjt); $b="Lbssz Wbmm"
;$b =~ y/b-z/a-z/ ; $c =
" Tif ". @a ." hsfbu wj"
."suvft pg b qsphsbnnfs"
. ":\\n";$c =~y/b-y/a-z/;
print"\\n\\n$c ";for($i=0;
$i<@a; $i++) { $a[$i] =~
y/b-y/a-z/;if($a[$i]eq$a
[-1]){print"and $a[$i]."
;}else{ print"$a[$i], ";
}}print"\\n\\n\\t\\t--$b\\n\\n";

@#%$ hilarious..........