Competition for the best joke of the day

**sunnysan** · 5 July 2005, 16:49

:x

**AtW** · 5 July 2005, 16:53

smilies

sunny, you will have to do a lot better than that to have a chance of winning!!!

**FrancoLondinium** · 5 July 2005, 17:03

A wanna be .net programmer wants to swim. He sees a frog and copies the style. He now wants to show to the world that he can swim much better than the frog and much faster, and that the frog still doesn't swim in run-time and that he can swim in any pond/lake and that the ponds should replace all the frogs with clones of him since he is definetely the new way to go and frogs are obsolete.

**DimPrawn** · 5 July 2005, 17:24

How many .NET programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Code:

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   SnippetEdit.TSnippetEditControl.btnSave_Click(Object sender, EventArgs e)
   System.Web.UI.WebControls.Button.OnClick(EventArgs e) +108
   System.Web.UI.WebControls.Button.System.Web.UI.IPostBackEventHandler.RaisePostBackEvent(String eventArgument) +57
   System.Web.UI.Page.RaisePostBackEvent(IPostBackEventHandler sourceControl, String eventArgument) +18
   System.Web.UI.Page.RaisePostBackEvent(NameValueCollection postData) +33
   System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +1247

**planetit** · 5 July 2005, 17:27

Two monkeys having a bath.

First one says “Oo,oo, ah, ah” (a monkey sounding noise – it’s bit of an audio joke really)

Second one says “put some cold water in”

**planetit** · 5 July 2005, 17:30

Two beekeepers comparing notes.

First beekeeper: “How many bees have you got?”

Second beekeeper: “Ten thousand”

FBK: “blimey that’s a lot of bees. How many hives?”

SBK: “twenty”

FBK: “Very impressive”

SBK: “How many bees have you got?”

FBK: “Four million”

SBK: “How many hives”

FBK: “just one”

SBK: “Four million bees in one hive! That’s amazing”

FBK: “Yeah. F u c k’em, they’re only bees”

**DimPrawn** · 5 July 2005, 17:30

What do you call a Pakistani lesbian?

Minge Eater.

I'll get me coat.....:|

**FrancoLondinium** · 5 July 2005, 17:32

How many Milan do you need to take a taxi ride?

At least six of them or it isn't worth it.

**DimPrawn** · 5 July 2005, 17:34

Irishman goes into his daughters bedroom and finds a packet of condoms.

"Be Jesus!" he exclaims.

"I didn't even know she had a c0ck"

Competition for the best joke of the day