"My name is Threaded and I'm a born leader! I get 40 quid a week and all the pies I can eat! You can buy thousands of smarties for 40 quid!"
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How come I ended up without a gun?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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As soon as I tazer this **** he's going to shoot himself in the head. WOOT!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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"PC Roberts cursed the day his mother bought him his bright yellow gun, all the other boys just laughed at him."Comment
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22 years man and boy he had served as a RAF Copper, but never in that time had THEY seen fit to let him loose with a stapler!! Today's Police Force are just the best!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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"I'm out of Duracell!"Comment
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I'm the admin on CUK and look what it's done to my face
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"If you ask me for 'two references' one more time..."Comment
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I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.Comment
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You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?Comment
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