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SupremeSpod replied

13 July 2010, 15:36
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......

Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?

Nah mate, it's a slug! He's divisional slug balancing champion.
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Drewster replied

13 July 2010, 15:32
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.

You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......

Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?
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TimberWolf replied

13 July 2010, 13:33
I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.
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centurian replied

13 July 2010, 13:33
"If you ask me for 'two references' one more time..."
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Boudica replied

13 July 2010, 13:30
I'm the admin on CUK and look what it's done to my face
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SupremeSpod replied

12 July 2010, 08:56
"I'm out of Duracell!"
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shaunbhoy replied

12 July 2010, 08:31
22 years man and boy he had served as a RAF Copper, but never in that time had THEY seen fit to let him loose with a stapler!! Today's Police Force are just the best!!
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SupremeSpod replied

12 July 2010, 08:26
"PC Roberts cursed the day his mother bought him his bright yellow gun, all the other boys just laughed at him."
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Moscow Mule replied

12 July 2010, 08:23
As soon as I tazer this **** he's going to shoot himself in the head. WOOT!
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NotAllThere replied

12 July 2010, 08:21
How come I ended up without a gun?
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SupremeSpod replied

12 July 2010, 07:34
"My name is Threaded and I'm a born leader! I get 40 quid a week and all the pies I can eat! You can buy thousands of smarties for 40 quid!"
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threaded replied

12 July 2010, 05:49
I never really wanted to be a policeman, you know. I mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left school I'd be head of British Steel. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I mean, you look at statistics, right. 83% of top British management have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!
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Boudica replied

11 July 2010, 19:27
Shouldn't have had the sausage
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TimberWolf replied

11 July 2010, 17:10
Grrrr.
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MarillionFan replied

11 July 2010, 12:52
I can't hold it anymore, I can feel the turtles head!
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