'nice voice on the phone - add on 2 stone' always be wary. Worked at an insurance gig in l'pool for a while, large 'contact centre' had some stunning looking girls working there but it was really difficult to see past the screeching accent coming out of them. Not saying I wouldn't want a go but not sure I would want to buy one 'for keeps' though.
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An office of Circus Freaks!
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Client Co org chart has photos
One Bob's pic has been PhotoShop, he looks like Elvis.
Went into the open plan office, couldn't find the guy, FFS
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by lukemg View Post'nice voice on the phone - add on 2 stone' always be wary. Worked at an insurance gig in l'pool for a while, large 'contact centre' had some stunning looking girls working there but it was really difficult to see past the screeching accent coming out of them. Not saying I wouldn't want a go but not sure I would want to buy one 'for keeps' though.
A mate of mine setting up the phone systems used to choose a girl a week for some extra attention. He'd approach one that had taken his eye and tell them that they were using her phone system and computer to run some extra software on for a new release and that if she had any problems, no matter how small to call him immediately. He would then give his mobile.
He'd then get to know them and because he was having flying lessons he would offer to take them up.
A number fell for the BS, flight and the cash he splashed and landed up nailing about half a dozen!!!
It only went wrong when one lass fell for him and called off her wedding!!!!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhen HAB was a very young shaver he had a crush on a girl at work that he passed every day on his way to his part of the office. He was so shy that he never had the bottle to talk to her.
One day young HAB had a appointment elsewhere first thing and turned up for work mid morning. As he passed the desk of the object of his desire he heard the voice of .......
... an horrendous moronic chav. Totally ruined the image I had created in my mind.
... imagine their shock when it turned out she was a plump 60 year old granny.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostYou have obviously never got a commuter train to\from Liverpool St or Fenchurch St. They are packed full of 'em. Lovely until they open their big fat Essex gobs or flash their foot tattoos. (And before you start; that's where I'm from).Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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