Nervous breakdown advice

[SupremeSpod]

Have you tried taking her to the vet? It might be colic.

Why? Is she sounding a bit horse?

(Horse, Hoarse, Geddit?)

Btw, it's Cholic

[Zippy]

Have you tried taking her to the vet? It might be colic.

Good point. Back her into a corner and force a mixture of linseed oil with a dash of turps down her. If she doesn't pass anything in an hour then call a vet.

[TimberWolf]

Wilmslow, has she got a long face?

[Paddy]

If she is like this at this early stage in a relationship she can only get worse. Dump her now and pick up a new one tonight.

PS: Oh, how I regret being a good Samaritan in the past.

[Clippy]

Wilmslow, aren't you a trained counsellor?

When I was learning to be a counsellor for a helpline...

So, why are you asking the board for advice?

[shaunbhoy]

Girlfriend (relatively new from March) has got progressively worse with working mega long hours and getting cream crackered.

She has been shutting me out, and her brother she is very close to going into dark and mysterious mode, telling me how upset and spaces out and tearful she is.

Problem is that she brokedown at work in the morning, eventually managed to get home late evening.

She is refusing to let me see her, one word texts yet sure she does not need the docs, just needs a holiday, and in bed for around 18 hours of the day now.

Has anyone worked with anyone in a similar position?

My worry is she is not eating right yet will not let me get some shopping in.

I guess I just need to back off and give space which is hard to do, but, seriously wondering if I need to be more assertive in getting her some help, not that s he will entertain it anyway.

Sounds like this is either some sort of test, or this one is broken.
Same advice in either case.............Back the fook away for a while and leave it to her friends/family.
You seem to be more a part of the problem than a part of the solution.
Spend some quality time discussing it with your neighbours whilst she recuperates.

HTH

[d000hg]

Girlfriend (relatively new from March) has got progressively worse with working mega long hours and getting cream crackered.

She has been shutting me out, and her brother she is very close to going into dark and mysterious mode, telling me how upset and spaces out and tearful she is.

Problem is that she brokedown at work in the morning, eventually managed to get home late evening.

She is refusing to let me see her, one word texts yet sure she does not need the docs, just needs a holiday, and in bed for around 18 hours of the day now.

Has anyone worked with anyone in a similar position?

My worry is she is not eating right yet will not let me get some shopping in.

I guess I just need to back off and give space which is hard to do, but, seriously wondering if I need to be more assertive in getting her some help, not that s he will entertain it anyway.

Brilliant turnaround, just as we were thinking Wilmslow's new sex-crazed girlfriend might lead to less posting quality, it turns out she's mental.

[HairyArsedBloke]

She is a nutter - dump her.

Or it's her way of dumping you with the constant 'I'm tired' bit.

Either way:

Tip: turn to the other side - it is a lot easier.

[MarillionFan]

She is a nutter - dump her.

Or it's her way of dumping you with the constant 'I'm tired' bit.

Either way:

Tip: turn to the other side - it is a lot easier.

Why can't he do both?

Anyway there's no such thing as bisexual. There is such a thing as being greedy though!!!

[shaunbhoy]

Anyway there's no such thing as bisexual.

Oh yes there is. AtW's only sexual experience involved him having to Buy-sex!!