Nervous breakdown advice

[TheFaQQer]

Although she could be depressed about being pregnant ?

Let's face it - if you were impregnated with the spawn of Wilmslow, you'd be ****ing depressed.

[shaunbhoy]

Let's face it - if you were impregnated with the spawn of Wilmslow, you'd be ****ing depressed.

At first........... but it would soon give way to suicidal tendencies!!

[shaunbhoy]

So, have you made the connection yet?

Wilmslow's rampant girlfriend is actually an inflatable doll, and her lethargy is down to a slow puncture? Or am I reading too much into this?

[norrahe]

Wilmslow's rampant girlfriend is actually an inflatable doll, and her lethargy is down to a slow puncture? Or am I reading too much into this?

Or did he get one of these?

[TheFaQQer]

Or did he get one of these?

$5999!?!?!?!

You could get married for that.




But that wouldn't solve the sex requirement, I guess.

[Drewster]

(Obviously NSFW!)

B*gger!!

[shaunbhoy]

B*gger!!

I wouldn't go shouting that where you are!!!



Some nomad may slip you a crippler!!

[MarillionFan]

I wouldn't go shouting that where you are!!!



Some nomad may slip you a crippler!!

Could you imagine if some Jihadi attempted to kidnap Drewster.

First of all, they'd have to hire a truck, there is no way he's going to fit in the boot. Then if he was held captive, the kidnappers would have to apply to the Red Cross for food aid to keep him at his 10000 calories per day!

[shaunbhoy]

Could you imagine if some Jihadi attempted to kidnap Drewster.

Not an image I am trying too hard to cultivate THIS close to bedtime!!

Which reminds me............



TTFN

[threaded]

WHS

+ Back off right out of the relationship, you've only known her a short while and this is only a foreshadow of your future should you decide to stay on for the dick action. Don't say you wasn't warned. I'm talking from experience.

Absolutely: psycho hose beasts don't just make you glum, they eventually drag you into legal trouble and penury.

Take steps, flipping big ones, and leg it.

A prophecy: if you fail to take mine and Gibbon's advice your future is one of pain and anguish.