One of the doormen at the FMB bar got grief during a snap inspection by his boss yesterday:
Doorman: So apparently, if it's a warm night and I leave my jacket open, I have to be wearing a black shirt. He told me to go out and buy one today.
Random bloke: I'd have told him to **** off.
Me: I'd have asked him why he's establishing a Fascist movement in the 1930s.
Doorman and Random bloke both got it, which was nice
Doorman: So apparently, if it's a warm night and I leave my jacket open, I have to be wearing a black shirt. He told me to go out and buy one today.
Random bloke: I'd have told him to **** off.
Me: I'd have asked him why he's establishing a Fascist movement in the 1930s.
Doorman and Random bloke both got it, which was nice
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