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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    "I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"
    My sentiments exactly.

    If your local has a doorman, then it must be a lovely area (or should I have said interesting?)

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    "I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"
    "He split the punters head open like a canteloupe in a car crash. I asked do you still drink Pims?'
    Last edited by MarillionFan; 27 June 2010, 07:46. Reason: spelling

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Nighty Night Fellas!

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  • minestrone
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    "I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"

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  • NickFitz
    started a topic Doorman Woes

    Doorman Woes

    One of the doormen at the FMB bar got grief during a snap inspection by his boss yesterday:

    Doorman: So apparently, if it's a warm night and I leave my jacket open, I have to be wearing a black shirt. He told me to go out and buy one today.

    Random bloke: I'd have told him to **** off.

    Me: I'd have asked him why he's establishing a Fascist movement in the 1930s.

    Doorman and Random bloke both got it, which was nice

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