England-Germany predictions

[DS23]

actually the stats say otherwise.

country played won lost drawn gf ga gd
germany 11 5 2 4 23 15 +8
e germany 4 3 1 0 7 3 +4
w germany 16 7 3 6 24 19 +5
all 31 15 6 10 54 37 +17

the only country we clearly really fear is brazil (23 3 9 11 19 31 −12) they and uruaguay are the only countries whom we have negative goal difference against. the only countries to have beaten england more times than we have them are brazil, italy, romania & uruaguay.

[shaunbhoy]

the only countries to have beaten england more times than we have them are brazil, italy, romania & uruaguay.

Yeah, but to get a bit of perspective, England have played Scotland 110 times and are only ahead by 45-41.
And people keep saying how tulipe we are, so I suppose that makes England narrowly better than tulipe. Harsh but fair I feel!

[sasguru]

We can't beat the Germans, end of. .

How come we won the last 3 meetings then? Eh? More like the Germans can't beat us unless they have penalties.

[EricCartman]

2-1 to England.

I predict a riot.

[PM-Junkie]

Germany will score a quick surprise goal.....all the other european countries will quit and go home with their tails beteen their legs....we will go back to our penalty area to regroup....then half the german team will go start playing russia so we will start recovering

After half time the russians will start whipping their arse in the other game, and then two minutes before the final whistle, the USA team will come on the pitch. help us score two goals and claim they won the game and that it only started in the 88th minute.

[shaunbhoy]

Germany will score a quick surprise goal.....all the other european countries will quit and go home with their tails beteen their legs....we will go back to our penalty area to regroup....then half the german team will go start playing russia so we will start recovering

After half time the russians will start whipping their arse in the other game, and then two minutes before the final whistle, the USA team will come on the pitch. help us score two goals and claim they won the game and that it only started in the 88th minute.

You forgot to mention that the French will bring the oranges out at half-time, and just as some of the Italian team were about to join the german team, a passing car backfired, at which point they bolted back into their dressing room and locked the door. They reappeared towards the end of our match and offered to take a penalty if it came down to it, then ganged up on their manager and threw him off the top of the stand, just to show us they meant business.

[Sysman]

My prediction is that, as the only Englishman in a German office, Monday will be difficult whomever wins.

And 2-1 to us. AET.

No Germans at work. If England win everyone will be happy. If they lose I'll be getting sick of commiserations by the end of the day.

[Doggy Styles]

My project manager is German, a woman, and knows about football. I'm glad I'm on holiday next week.

[minestrone]

Who the feck was that idiot on the "that fat usless bastard who wrote gavin and stacey" show last night?

Called them the nazi team, tried to make out it was a joke. WTF?

[Zippy]

Who the feck was that idiot on the "that fat usless bastard who wrote gavin and stacey" show last night?

Called them the nazi team, tried to make out it was a joke. WTF?

Wossisface Cordin I think. He's getting on my nerves too as he's about as funny as the plague. And he's on everything