England-Germany predictions

[doodab]

My prediction is that, as the only Englishman in a German office, Monday will be difficult whomever wins.

And 2-1 to us. AET.

[Mich the Tester]

My predictions;

1 The Sun to roll out pictures of Spitfires, Monty and make some silly headline about taking on the Afrika Korps

2 Chavs vandalise German cars before/after England lose/win

3 Heavy use of the words Krauts, Fritz, Helmut etc;

1-0 to the Krauts.

4 Unpleasant German chav with a mullet scores a point and then gobs on somebody;


5 At least 1 idiot Dutchman says to me on Monday ‘you did ferry well yeshterday but you won’t beat Holland’ or ‘you were ferry unlucky yeshterday’, referring to the England footballists in the 2nd person singular, despite none of them being present, and my complete lack of interest in football as played under Football Association laws.

[fullyautomatix]

3 -0 Krauts.

[Churchill]

England 3 - 0 Krauts.

ftfy.

Not a prediction, more a forlorn hope...

[PRC1964]

I'm going for the papers to run loads of qoutes from Zulu.


I quite like this one:

You mean your only plan is to stand behind a few feet of mealie bags and wait for the attack?

Anyway, 1 - 1 at full time, England to score in extra time. 2-1 final score.

[rsingh]

Terry picks his nose 22 mins.

Barry or Rooney sent off. I can't give the exact timing.

[gingerjedi]

4 Unpleasant German chav with a mullet scores a point and then gobs on somebody;

I thought Rudi Voller was on the receiving end of that one? One of those nice Dutch people Frank Rijkaard was the spitter.

[Ruprect]

I thought Rudi Voller was on the receiving end of that one? One of those nice Dutch people Frank Rijkaard was the spitter.

[dang65]

1-1, England lose on penalties

More precisely, Germany win 60-58 on penalties after a 10 hour shoot out.

[SizeZero]

If Heskey starts, Germany wins 2-0

If Defoe starts, Germany wins 2-1