Lady Tester just called me to tell me she let a wasp out of the bathroom after her shower and noticed a short fat bloke with bad skin masturbating in the house opposite.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
He was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLady Tester just called me to tell me she let a wasp out of the bathroom after her shower and noticed a short fat bloke with bad skin masturbating in the house opposite.Hard Brexit now!
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this is a typical "permie" comment.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHe was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Was he standing in a paddling pool or have a pair of waders around his ankles?
If so, I believe he's Drewsters buddy!Comment
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My other half works very hard indeed and I was shocked to find him in his underwear.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHe was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.
It brings his excema out when he gets too stressed.Comment
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