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Lunchtime Perversions

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    Lunchtime Perversions

    Lady Tester just called me to tell me she let a wasp out of the bathroom after her shower and noticed a short fat bloke with bad skin masturbating in the house opposite.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Lady Tester just called me to tell me she let a wasp out of the bathroom after her shower and noticed a short fat bloke with bad skin masturbating in the house opposite.
    He was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      He was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.
      this is a typical "permie" comment.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Was he standing in a paddling pool or have a pair of waders around his ankles?

        If so, I believe he's Drewsters buddy!

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          He was probably off work and at home with a work-related stress complaint.
          My other half works very hard indeed and I was shocked to find him in his underwear.

          It brings his excema out when he gets too stressed.

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            #6
            Sorry

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