Dettol advert

[Spacecadet]

Now that would really make a mess of the bathroom.

The new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that out

[TimberWolf]

There are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.

Human cells are outnumbered by bacteria in your body 10 to 1.

[MarillionFan]

The new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that out

I haven't read this entire thread but from what I saw, you are suggesting posters blow their brains out with Flash Bathroom spray.

You sick ****er

[TimberWolf]

[pedant]
They can survive in lava, but not in magma.
[pedant/]

I'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).

[Mich the Tester]

I'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).

Molten rock is between 700 and 1400 degrees centigrade. Are there any chains of proteins or fatty acids that would not be broken down by these temperatures?

I think this story is bollox.

[Clippy]

I haven't read this entire thread but from what I saw, you are suggesting posters blow their brains out with Flash Bathroom spray.

You sick ****er

I would have thought Cillit Bang would be more appropriate!

[Churchill]

Shotgun is more effective

Now that would really make a mess of the bathroom.

Not to mention your arse!

[alreadypacked]

Have you seen the currently running advert where they say bacteria can even survive in lava? Should they be fined, closed down and shot for talking such carp, and how the advert get past the incompetent people that are supposed to stop companies putting out carp like this?

I saw some small print on one of the hair colour adds on TV, saying only some of the models extensions were coloured, i.e. Eva Longoria would not put the stuff on her own hair, nice.